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App 40 · 100 Apps 100 Hours

Modern brain. Caveman wisdom.

OOGA is the AI wellness companion that strips every question down to primal truth. Ask it anything — sleep, food, stress, strength — and get grunt-simplified wisdom straight from the stone tablet. No noise. Just club.

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WISE MODEShort sentence, plain truth.GRUNT MODEALL CAPS. Blunt. Ends in UGH.OOGA MODEONE. WORD. AT. TIME.

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OOGA Chat — ask caveman anything, get grunt-wisdom back

OOGA Chat — ask caveman anything, get grunt-wisdom back

Watch OOGA in action

90 seconds of primal wisdom. No filler. Just grunt.

Everything caveman need

Four tools. Zero fluff. Pure primal signal.

OOGA Chat

Ask anything about sleep, food, stress, or strength. Get grunt-simplified wisdom in Wise, Grunt, or full OOGA frenzy mode.

Daily Tribe Challenges

Three primal challenges every sun: move heavy thing, eat food with no label, sleep when sky black. Bank 3 = fire stays lit.

Grunt Intensity Dial

Dial from civilised wisdom to full cave-brain. OOGA mode speaks one. word. at. time. Wrapped in OOGA.

Cavemanify Translator

Type any modern sentence and watch OOGA mangle it into authentic grunt-speak. Phone becomes talk-rock. Work becomes hunt.

Next Fires

The upgrade that make OOGA really smart

Today OOGA use pure rules. Tomorrow — real AI brain inside stone tablet.

Real AI Brain

Replace rule-based wisdom with a live language model for truly personalised grunt. Your question, real answer.

Planned

Voice Grunt Mode

Speak your question, get a voice grunt back. OOGA talks to you. Hands free, eyes on mammoth.

Planned

Tribe Leaderboard

Compete streak-for-streak with other tribe members. Who move most body this week? Grunt at them.

Planned

Smart Daily Challenges

AI picks challenges based on your sleep, energy, and previous completions. No two suns the same.

Planned

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OOGA is app #40 in the 100 Apps 100 Hours sprint — built and screen-recorded in hours. Watch every screen shipped. Follow for daily drops, design breakdowns, and early looks.

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